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Site calls for boycott of R. Kelly's "music" genre!
If you haven't heard, R. Kelly has been arrested on Child Porn charges....

Now then, who truly is surprised by this? We all know that all the bums that do rap (also referred to as Crap) are pompous jack-asses, no matter what their color or creed.

Furthermore, who gets off calling this Crap music anyways? Crap is not music. It just disgusts me.

I'd like to see a boycott on the whole damn Crap "music" industry. But, of course, the only people that buy that Crap are not concerned with "ethics," "morality," or "common decency" so I'm wasting my time.
19 Years Old: "And I'm not dead yet!"
Yes, thats right folks, I turned 19 May 31st, and I'm still alive.
R.I.P

Dave Thomas
We all shall miss him, and his everlasting quest to dominate the square burger market.

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I have been under mucho stresso lately and I've not been able to update the site as much as I would like to. I am willing to sublet webmaster capabilities to anyone who has at least a 10th grade education. That is the only requirement. Email me at bigkahunafish@yahoo.com to apply. Thank you.


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I know how to dress myself!!!
Keanu Reeves with his famous and sole facial expression; The "huh?" look. Reeves spends his days working on his new movie, "The Matrix: Reloaded" which reportedly contains some of his best 'acting.' "Yea, I actually tried to act this time. I mean, I did another Kung Fu scene and the editors didnt laugh their ---es off this time, so I'm good" stated Reeves in an interview. Fellow Matrix actress Carrie-Anne Moss replied to Reeves' statement, "I don't know what the hell he's talking about... He just can't act....I still can't believe I had to kiss that ---hole in the first 'Matrix',well, it sure as hell aint happening again.."
THE DOGS BITE.
 


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