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Economists Are Evil
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Constantly cramming efficiency and supply & demand down our throats.
Its that damn Economist again.
The Economist. To some he may just seem like a regular ol' mentally disturbed, child-porn loving masochist. But to those who are enlightened, such as myself, the economist is evil.
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Masochism: Why the Economist?
The Economist, as a part of his being, is utterly concerned with efficiency. However, for one reason or another, the economist has a serious and vexing problem. This of course, is masochism and his constant yearning for large quantities of largely internet-based child porn. On the surface, I know you're wondering, if the Economist likes efficiency so much, why does he waste, well, uhh, you know? Well, my answer to that is that the Economist has met a wall in which efficiency cannot reach. This, of course, is of the petty law defintions of rape and statutory rape. I mean, to the Economist, thats gotta hurt. The State has taken away the only two efficient outlets to the Economist's masochistic tendencies, what else is he to do? The only thing he knows how to; which I'll give you a hint: It involves raw child porn and a locked room. |
Supply v. Demand of Child Porn, where, P is the price and Q is quantity. The supply curve, S, is relatively limited, thereby being represented as a steep line. The demand curve, D, is also steep as the number of economists is relatively inelastic. The equilibrium, E, is where supply and demand agree to a level of accepted production, where X is the price of Child Porn at this level and Y is the quantity of Child Porn available. |
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The Ruthlessness of the Economist:
We must realize this: the economist could careless if we died, as long as that death was efficient. For example, the economist is in favor of "execution style" murders as the "job" is done with only one bullet. However, the economist is sad when someone takes an AK-47 into a Post Office and shoots that really sour lady that sells stamps 23 times in the head. The economist would much rather those wasted bullets to be used that other lady who weighs packages, the three mail carriers inside, that gay guy in the back that sorts mail, and the 17 customers in line. |
Efficient Use of Bullets |
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What should I do?
Well, whatever you do...be weary of the Economist. He may be lurking around the next corner with his white Buick luring child age children into his car with the promise of candy, or he could just be secretly spying on you with his telescope from his bedroom balcony. But whatever you do, be careful. {B} |
Typical Economist Bastard. If you know this man, please contact the FBI in reference to "Operation Candyman," the largest child porn bust ever. This man must be taken down.
Joke Intent only, no slander implied. |
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