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The How-To for all of us losers out there Yes, thats right kids, there *IS* a way to keep rejection from affecting you. Its all about attitude. Lets begin, shall we?
Procedure
First, we must identify your current attitude. If are one of those people that *thinks* they *actually* have a chance, well, guess what? And this is going to shock you, YOU DON'T! This is the first realization you must make; you dont have a chance. dos Next, how do you feel about the subject that could ultimately reject you? Generally, this concerns the opposite sex, therefore we will use that example from now on. If you feel *VERY* strongly, then you are setting yourself up for failure, because almost everytime (my factor of probabilty of this being correct is 6.022x10^23, yes thats right, the mole) they WILL NOT feel that way about you, so don't think that they do. thrEE If at this point, you are still so obstinant as to continue, then you must go for the gutso, and ask the person their feelings, usually in the form of "do you wanna go out?" "wanna do something?" "movie?" "food?" and others that are far worse and i cannot speak as this is a family site. But, for us losers, we gotta take a different approach. You must go into this asking process with the predisposed notion that you *WILL DEFINITELY FAIL*. Examples: "you probably wouldn't want to go out with me because i'm a loser and i play with legos" or just simply insult yourself "i'm a loser" "i hate myself" "i have no friends" or "you'll pay, all of you, just wait til i get a gun"... do this, and you'll be *SURE* to be rejected, but, guess what, you At least depressed yourself in advance to prepare for it, that way it doesnt feel so bad.
This action, and those similar, are thus prevented using my method
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